Hey man sorry I got all grabby
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
