I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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