How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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