Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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