Is it normal to miss your booty call?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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