4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
What a fucking waste of an outfit
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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