The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
So squirting runs in the family.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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