I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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