He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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