Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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