I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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