Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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