Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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