Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
It was confusing and full of hummus
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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