There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
