i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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