How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I think I sprained my soul last night
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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