Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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