normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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