I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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