im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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