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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
