just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Randomize