He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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