Bisexual people are plain selfish.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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