brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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