The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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