Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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