Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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