take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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