dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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