when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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