Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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