Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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