You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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