Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
she smelled like a LAN party
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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