Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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