D3 body, D1 cock
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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