glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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