It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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