I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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