Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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