That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Randomize
