Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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