yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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