I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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