I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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