He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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