Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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