i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
