She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Holy shit dude........stairs
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