i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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