If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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