So drunk, too bad you don't want this
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize