Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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