ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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