Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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